Your Friendly Neighborhood Loser

i-am-momo-senpai:

mari-on-tea:

bigbardafree:

djtetsuo89:

danistotallyuncool:

gatoishwary:

ttripod:

jodyrobots:

whaa

WHATS THIS MOVIE!?

I WISH I KNEW!!!

The name of this movie is Top Secret

Dude, top secret is such a good movie.

this movie has an entire bar fight sequence that takes place underwater

for no reason at all

next date night movie

You guys missed a chance to make a good joke.

"It’s Top secret."

"Well what sort of clearance do I need for that info, asshole?"

thesinwhisperer:

anomaly1:

I’m actually disappointed that Bill Nyes face can’t get more unapproving

Wait!! Dude really said this shit?!!! Humans are getting dumber. Not smarter.

thesinwhisperer:

anomaly1:

I’m actually disappointed that Bill Nyes face can’t get more unapproving

Wait!! Dude really said this shit?!!! Humans are getting dumber. Not smarter.

try to die with a smile on, your final fighting defiant song.

Why the fuck should I be proud to be an American?

As a Libertarian, Ron Swanson is my hero.

the-mg-that-could:

garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link! 
He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

Always reblog Mad Jack.

the-mg-that-could:

garrisongold:

mmmmbeefy96:

doktor-edward-richtofen:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

3rdhiccup:

thedorkiestviking:

DON’T EVEN FUCKING GET ME STARTED JACK CHURCHILL. TOO LATE NOW. THE GUY SIGNED UP FOR A COMMANDO AIR DROP BECAUSE” it sounded fun”. HE CONSIDERED CARRYING A SWORD INTO BATTLE MANDATORY, BUT HE DIDNT USE SOME PRISSY LITTLE PARADE SABRE. HE CARRIED FUCKING CLAYMORE. HE SHEATHED IT NEXT TO HIS BAGPIPES & ENORMOUS TANK SIZED BALLS. HE WAS CAPTURED ONCE.  FOUND IT A BIT BORING SO HE LEFT. RECAPTURED, LEFT AGAIN. WALKED ALL THE WAY BACK TO BRITISH LINES TO FIND THE WAR HAD ENDED. HIS REACTION?”oh bugger”

He used a longbow too.

when he was captured the Germans found him playing god save the queen on his bagpipes

There’s too much. Have a link!

He was also a surfer.

Oh bugger.

We must all aspire to be as “Mad” Jack Churchill

Only guy in WWII to have a confirmed longbow kill. Bow down to this guy.

Always reblog Mad Jack.

wherethefuckdidiputmycigarettes:

autremondeimagination:

THIS IS ART

ALL OF THIS MADE ME FEEL VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.